#1 Decorate your set.
#2 Prepare for the big performance. (Shouldn't I have roadies for this?)
#3 Pose for the paparazzi. (Don't forget the bagel.)
#4 Lunch break with the other performers. (I let him think he was as good as me...)
#5 Bask in the adoration of my biggest fans.
#6 NAP NAP NAP NAP NAP NAP...